Signs you might be a yuppie jerk, or crazy. Whatever.

1.  You’re cranky when your flan­nel sheets aren’t as plush as they used to be.

2.  You’re torn between the spicy beef yaki soba, the hamachi and spicy tuna roll combo, or the tonkatsu for take­out for dinner.

3.  You find your­self sneer­ing inter­nally at people’s ugly, cheap-looking shoes while you wait in line at the store.  (Oh, no, wait, that means you’re get­ting hypo­manic again.  It’s just the other two things that make you a jerk.)

Sigh.  I’m going to curl up in my un-plush flan­nel sheets with some spicy tuna and wait for my meds to crank down a notch.  Some­one explain to me why I get hypo­manic in win­ter AND sum­mer?   It’s sup­posed to be a cycli­cal dis­ease, fer­chris­sakes.  But no… gotta be excep­tional, I do.  Blargh.  At least my mood-charting seems to be working.

Have a plush flan­nel sheeted, spicy beef yaki soba’d, happy week­end, all.

14 Responses to Signs you might be a yuppie jerk, or crazy. Whatever.

  1. I do #3 and I’m not hypo­manic (I may well be a jerk). I hope you get what you need this weekend.

    Jenn @ Jug­gling Lifes last blog post..High School: The More Things Change …

  2. I’m just glad I have cus­tody of my sheets ;) I guess it’s the lit­tle things

  3. Spicy+tuna+rolls=nom.

    Hope you’re back on an even keel soon. Have a nice weekend.

  4. sadly, the entire wikipedia entry for hypo­ma­nia fits me to a tee. at least in the last day or so. one more brick in mood dis­or­der wall…

    back­lists last blog post..Food

  5. Maybe you have four cycles — up in winter/sumer, down in spring/fall?

    And frankly? Flan­nel sheets are never as plush as the day they come out of the package…it’s all down­hill from there. On the other hand, good per­cale just gets bet­ter and bet­ter, and finally, when it’s per­fect? It disintegrates.

    mag­pies last blog post..A Conun­drum And TWO Giveaways

  6. That’s so rec­og­niz­able, it fits me to a T. I don’t know why that hap­pens either, but it just does. It’s a funny dis­abil­ity, in more ways than one. I mean, you do need a sense of humor when you have it. The comic tim­ing is very cru­cial, espe­cially when you see peo­ple with ugly shoes and you ques­tion their right to exist. At least, I do. Some­times, I feel like the whole cast of Monty Python.

    The Finely Tuned Wom­ans last blog post..As I write this…

  7. a yup­pie jerk? not in this life time,Crazy well maybe.

    mike golchs last blog post..Update,the toi­let situation.

  8. Here is what I know. I am absolutely a yup­pie, but also eco-friendly. So what the hell is that? Have you read the book about Bobo’s? I’m a Bobo (Bohemian Bour­geoisie). And instead of flan­nel sheets, I actu­ally put down a flat sheet, then on top of that I put one of those really fuzzy warm blan­kets and cover myself with another fuzzy warm blan­ket. Blan­ket sand­wich, sheets be damned. Also, I am a shoe whore, so I ALWAYS look at shoes. And I would’ve gone with tuna. And also, I can’t sleep at all any­more. Are you hav­ing insomnia?

  9. Con­fes­sion: I sneer at ugly shoes.

    Feel bet­ter.

    mrs.chickens last blog post..Wednes­day, 4:35 PM

  10. spicy beef yak­isoba!!!?! Where? I have been CRAVING yakisoba!

    Janets last blog post..Lisa’s Manic Monday

  11. I do #3…even when I’m not hypomanic…oh wait, what does it say? That if I’m not hypo­manic, I’m a jerk?! LOL

    Mari­posas last blog post..It’s All About Christmas

  12. ah…I rapid cycle, so come rain or shine, I can be anything.

    It sucks.

    I love my soft sheets. You’re not a jerk.

  13. tracy reinhardt

    I fre­quently get manic in win­ter when there is a lot of snow. And this win­ter there has been a lot of snow.

    For me this dis­or­der is very sen­si­tive to light lev­els and win­ters with a lot of snow make BP hard to man­age — some­thing about the light bounc­ing off all that crazy white snow — every­where… all over the damn place… every day…day after bright day…

    But I digress…

    Well, it’s been a tough one.

  14. My hypo­manic episodes come every year at the same time start­ing in Feb­ru­ary and end­ing in Sep­tem­ber. Then I get a 5 or 6 month break, and I would have cho­sen the spicy tuna roll combo.

    Jasons last blog post..More about Panic / Anx­i­ety Attacks Symptoms

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